tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-174520462011-04-21T12:55:51.926-07:00as we are all aware, one day i will <A href="imgoingtobeacatlady.blogspot.com">die alone surrounded by cats</a>. the only thing worse would be fat and alone. by chronicling my weight loss journey in this blog and becoming a devoted member of the knights of the round bottoms and our local weight watchers, i will be held accountable for my eating habits and hopefully receive the support i need to stay away from mcdonalds.lauranoreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17452046.post-1130473011046694452005-10-27T21:11:00.000-07:002005-10-27T21:18:48.136-07:00<span style="font-family:lucida grande;">f<span style="font-size:130%;">uck you, weight watchers.</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"> <span style="font-family:lucida grande;">i followed the core plan to the letter this week. i ate more fruit and tuna and other shit i didn't even enjoy. i was one hungry bitch the entire week. i said no to the halloween candy. i FELT thinner. i even drank my water and went for hour long walks, pushing a stroller, in the bloody nwo frigid october weather.</span> <span style="font-family:lucida grande;">all this for...</span> <span style="font-family:lucida grande;">a GAIN of 1.6lbs.</span> <span style="font-family:lucida grande;">fuck you. i am hoping i may be menstrual but regardless i am taking a vacation from the core. i will just eat whatever i damn well feel like until monday and then weigh in next saturday. who the hell even cares. i am going on vacation this weekend and may as well be happy because what good does "behaving" do???</span> <span style="font-family:lucida grande;">why am i doing this anyway?</span> <span style="font-family:lucida grande;">today: 165.5</span> <span style="font-family:lucida grande;">(thank god i peed before weighing in and took off my sweater)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17452046-113047301104669445?l=duchesstuckess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lauranoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17452046.post-1130472602680324962005-10-22T12:07:00.000-07:002005-10-27T21:11:00.036-07:00<span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" >just weighed in.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span> <span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" >down 4.0lbs.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span> <span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" >way to go me.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span> <span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" >unfortunately, i did not follow the plan at all this week. i think the weight loss is accounted for some intense drama which caused me to throw up everything i ate yesterday.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span> <span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" >it. still. counts.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span> <span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" >today: 163.6</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17452046-113047260268032496?l=duchesstuckess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lauranoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17452046.post-1129174588756912502005-10-12T20:30:00.001-07:002005-10-27T21:11:22.693-07:00<span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" >tonight, i went back to the most dreadful place on earth: weight watchers. those who say "nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels" must never have had chicken mcnuggets. i start tomorrow. i am going to do the core plan. it seems so much easier. any thoughts? starting weight: 167.6 (i'm 5'9 not just fat) 10% target: 150.8 goal weight: 145 healthy range: 135-169 i have so much more to say but i'm hungry so i'm going to sleep. (laura's #1 weight loss rule)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17452046-112917458875691250?l=duchesstuckess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lauranoreply@blogger.com3